Everything is lilies

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dank-potion: I’m not racist, some of my best friends are bl- I don’t hate the LGBTQ community, but I feel like marriage is betw- I’m pro-life because it’s wrong to kill a ba- I’ll start showing women respect when they act- If your people want equality, they have to- (via colonelqaddafi)

dank-potion:

I’m not racist, some of my best friends are bl-

I don’t hate the LGBTQ community, but I feel like marriage is betw-

I’m pro-life because it’s wrong to kill a ba-

I’ll start showing women respect when they act-

If your people want equality, they have to-

(via colonelqaddafi)

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People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.
Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.
Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.
2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.
There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.
There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.
There are over 600 pokemon.

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“The only thing worse than being sober is having to dance while being sober.”

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ajayxd:

fuckyeahstefani:

everysinglecolor:

handbymade:

Salt Glitter
Mix 1/4 cup of salt with a 1/2 teaspoon of food coloring in a small bowl until the salt is uniformly colored. Spread the mixture out in an even layer on a foil-lined baking sheet. Bake in the oven for ten minutes. Allow your homemade glitter to cool before using it or storing it. And that’s it!:)

wait wait wait.
does that mean you can EAT it.

Who has two thumbs and intends to eat a rainbow steak in her future?

Why stop at steak? SPARKLE ALL FOOD!

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Its funny because if tony stark became a llama then almost the exact plot of Emperor’s New Groove would ensue

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When I dance at frat houses. alcoholbany: How I think i look: How I actually look:

When I dance at frat houses.

alcoholbany:

How I think i look:

How I actually look:

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My dash a few weeks ago: Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, The Hunger Games, whatever that fandom is it looks cool My dash today: The Aveng-- LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON

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Superman: They're only famous because Batman screws up all the time and lets 'em kill people. My villains never get that chance. It's like...have you ever heard of Mr. Mcspitlick? Green Lantern: No. Superman: That's right. It's cuz I do my damn job.

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