bombliate: official-honeybooboo: bombliate: dave-vriska: bombliate: [JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing [DEFENDANT VOICE] no [JUDGE VOICE] i don’t believe u [WITNESS VOICE] he did the thing [JUDGE VOICE] ooooooh i knew it
hacheload: thepottergeist: madcenturion: madcenturion: If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic no but seriously imagine it this way a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object you must...
shubbabang: I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in And then someone or something that isn’t yours gets in that space and you just
pizza: dempokeballstho: Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining I mean, really? I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed. scared
dysphoriadaughter: the worst part about depression that’s on again off again is that you can never tell if you’re making progress and actually feeling better or if you just had a couple of good days and the second something goes wrong you’ll be right back where you started.
pyrop: ok so my mom started talking to me all serious like “ok i am trying to respect your privacy but please can you keep things i dont want to see out of sight.” and i was really confused because like?? i dont leave anything incriminating lying around???? but then i went up to my room and realized i had gone to the dollar store today and left some of the stuff i bought on my bed, including...
What we’ve said to the girls is, ‘If you guys ever decided you’re going to get a...– President Obama • Kiboshing his daughters’ future attempts to rebel against him and Michelle. (via shortformblog)
renlyslittlerose: westbor0baptistchurch: Seeing people having fun without u. #stannis
this is a completely perfect explanation on what happens to me every day
lanactrlaltdelrey: Reasons why I didn’t do my English essay: “If you don’t have passion for something, you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.” - Lee Alexander McQueen
ieroo: are you dumb this is how you date flirtatious joke/hold hands/massage/confess attraction/first kiss/make out/go steady/cuddle on bed/woohoo
katkinkat: katkinkat: up until the age of about 9 I wished for ‘an invisible donkey’ every birthday and I literally have no idea why. I could be surrounded by invisible donkeys right now and I wouldn’t even know
A few days ago, I was having lunch with a good friend who is Korean-American,...– Mia McKenzie, Hey, White Liberals: A Word on the Boston Bombings, the Suffering of White Children, and the Erosion of Empathy I am incredibly glad that McKenzie wrote about this erosion of empathy because I started feeling numb a long time ago. Aurora, Sandy Hook, Boston — I feel a scary blankness...
buttbrothers: “reblog this post of you’re gay or a supporter!” i scroll past the post without a second thought suddenly, the lesbian is torn from me i am no longer gay “i should have reblogged that post” i whisper, eyes closing, straight tears falling from my straight heterosexual eyes
cloysterbell: cloysterbell: So every time I write a paper, I tend to forget to title it so I usually put in a filler title to remind myself. One time I forgot to replace this filler title and submitted it like that. Ooooh boy did my professor judge me. No no no don’t make this one of those posts that gets a billion notes for no reason. Stop that.
…Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev were granted political asylum as war refugees...– Don’t stop immigration reform over the Boston bombing! (via azspot)
nupinoop296: Today in art history class we learned about Victorian weeaboos. That is, people in the Victorian era who were obsessed with Japan. It was called Japanisma. I had to try really hard to not die in class.
fuckyeahdisneyfanart: i just… white people trying to defend the use of blackface white people trying to dictate what should and should not be offensive to poc (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ hold my flower
White women and black men have it both ways. They can act as oppressor or be...– bell hooks, Feminist Theory: From margin to center (via ceedling)