May 2013
bombliate:
official-honeybooboo:
bombliate:
dave-vriska:
bombliate:
[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing
[DEFENDANT VOICE] no
[JUDGE VOICE] i don’t believe u
[WITNESS VOICE] he did the thing
[JUDGE VOICE] ooooooh i knew it
hacheload:
thepottergeist:
madcenturion:
madcenturion:
If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic
no but seriously imagine it this way
a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object
you must...
shubbabang:
I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in
And then someone or something that isn’t yours
gets in that space
and you just
pizza:
dempokeballstho:
Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining
I mean,
really?
I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed.
scared
memewhore:
dysphoriadaughter:
the worst part about depression that’s on again off again is that you can never tell if you’re making progress and actually feeling better or if you just had a couple of good days and the second something goes wrong you’ll be right back where you started.
April 2013
pyrop:
ok so my mom started talking to me all serious like “ok i am trying to respect your privacy but please can you keep things i dont want to see out of sight.” and i was really confused because like?? i dont leave anything incriminating lying around???? but then i went up to my room and realized i had gone to the dollar store today and left some of the stuff i bought on my bed, including...
“What we’ve said to the girls is, ‘If you guys ever decided you’re going to get a...”
– President Obama • Kiboshing his daughters’ future attempts to rebel against him and Michelle. (via shortformblog)
renlyslittlerose:
westbor0baptistchurch:
Seeing people having fun without u.
#stannis
this is a completely perfect explanation on what happens to me every day
lanactrlaltdelrey:
Reasons why I didn’t do my English essay:
“If you don’t have passion for something, you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.” - Lee Alexander McQueen
ieroo:
are you dumb this is how you date
flirtatious joke/hold hands/massage/confess attraction/first kiss/make out/go steady/cuddle on bed/woohoo
katkinkat:
katkinkat:
up until the age of about 9 I wished for ‘an invisible donkey’ every birthday and I literally have no idea why.
I could be surrounded by invisible donkeys right now and I wouldn’t even know
“A few days ago, I was having lunch with a good friend who is Korean-American,...”
– Mia McKenzie, Hey, White Liberals: A Word on the Boston Bombings, the Suffering of White Children, and the Erosion of Empathy
I am incredibly glad that McKenzie wrote about this erosion of empathy because I started feeling numb a long time ago. Aurora, Sandy Hook, Boston — I feel a scary blankness...
buttbrothers:
“reblog this post of you’re gay or a supporter!”
i scroll past the post without a second thought
suddenly, the lesbian is torn from me
i am no longer gay
“i should have reblogged that post” i whisper, eyes closing, straight tears falling from my straight heterosexual eyes
cloysterbell:
cloysterbell:
So every time I write a paper, I tend to forget to title it so I usually put in a filler title to remind myself.
One time I forgot to replace this filler title and submitted it like that.
Ooooh boy did my professor judge me.
No no no don’t make this one of those posts that gets a billion notes for no reason.
Stop that.
“…Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev were granted political asylum as war refugees...”
– Don’t stop immigration reform over the Boston bombing! (via azspot)
nupinoop296:
Today in art history class we learned about Victorian weeaboos.
That is, people in the Victorian era who were obsessed with Japan. It was called Japanisma.
I had to try really hard to not die in class.
fuckyeahdisneyfanart:
i just…
white people trying to defend the use of blackface
white people trying to dictate what should and should not be offensive to poc
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ hold my flower
“White women and black men have it both ways. They can act as oppressor or be...”
– bell hooks, Feminist Theory: From margin to center (via ceedling)
