beemovieerotica

idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate

i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal

i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.

anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.

open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.

i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.

cipheramnesia

placebos georg is fucking with the control group again

fascinationstreetmp3

Eric Bogosian and Luke Brandon Field as Daniel Molloy
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

teaboot

MY MOM SAW A CYBERTRUCK IN HER CITY SO SHE CALLED TO TELL ME ABOUT "THE UGLY CAR SOME GUY WELDED TOGETHER" ADFFHGYJGUHGHGGHGGHGGHHGHGG

teaboot

SHE THOUGHT HE MADE IT IN HIS GARAGE

geslotencirkel

Warning📢

ironpour

Warneen

woodlandhomo

Muscular straight boy at the gym, why are you angry? What troubles you? Has it been too long since you’ve punched drywall?

woodlandhomo

righthandarm-man

mine-nowo

thankgoodnessforme

raw me this raw me that. Y’all don’t even eat vegetables relax

thankgoodnessforme

Insane this still gets the occasional note, important to remember your fiber!

phoub

ITS THIS THING TUESDAY

sashainvolver

Puppy

leviathan-supersystem

cop shows are like "dammit! we would have caught babyeater mike by now if people didn't have rights,"